Dirty Mouth Martini

Hey everybody!
It's Rach.
And it's time for the cocktail of the week.

Yep.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And this week is The Dirty Mouth Martini.
What's salty, dirty and full of vodka?
ME!
Haha just kidding. It's this drink.
So grab you a martini glass and get ready to feel fancy.
You will need:
-A martini  glass
- Some sort of vodka (i suggest a nicer vodka. I like Stoli)
- A jar of olives with juice. ( no pits)
- toothpicks
- ice
-shaker (you could prob find these at any goodwill, if not, just use something with a lid, like a mason jar)

The Avengers. Fighting Sobriety.

Fill your martini glass with ice, and water. and let sit for a minute to get the glass nice and cold.

When a frost forms on the glass, dump it out.

Olive Juice...Olive juice you too!

In a shaker of ice, pour a about a shot of olive juice, to two shots of vodka.
(depending on your vodka, and how much you like olive juice. You may have to experiment ratios to get something you like).

You say potato, I say vodka

Because what's cooler that being cool? ICE COLD!!!

Now shake it like a polaroid picture.
Seriously, shake the crap outta it. The harder you shake, the colder the mixture gets, and little ice crystals end up in it. SO YUM.
Once you are satisfied with your shaking, strain it into your martini glass.

Looks like my vitamins and pepper shaker are getting awfully chummy.

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 Garnish with three olives. Three. Why three? Because I fucking said so.

Once garnished. Take it to the face. Like a sir.
Now these drinks are STRONG. So imbibe responsibly.
So enjoy your Dirty Mouth Martini, and pretend like you are in Mad Men.

Too many of these you may start to salute your wall art. :)
<Rach.